Sally Gets Kidnapped

It's morning in Chicago and we can't find Sally. Where is she?!? Somebody must have taken her for a tidy ransom. This is not the time to panic. Stay calm...

They want how much for her? Who do they think they have, Chelsea Clinton?

But no amount is too much for dear old Sally. Here is a picture of her.

City of Chicago, you made a new enemy today... Now off to the auto pound.

Stay thirsty my friends.